Saturday, May 31, 2008

Psssstttt

So, this is what is being talked about on the streets ...

-- Eukliptus has re-opened again. Manual and Jeyq are the "managers/propietors." I don't know more than that. Ruskin and the previous group running it now have nothing to do with this new incarnation. I have been offered 2 free drinks to come by and see the place. I'm there! Eukliptus and Bar Friends are now going to be battling for customers. Let the battle begin.

-- There is a short light-skinned munchkin that works El Conde. I won't say his name, so as not to get into any trouble. But, let me describe him to a point that you can't miss him. He speaks English very well. He fancies himself a mister fix-it. Need a taxi? Hotel? Translator? Drugs? You name it, and he will do his best to help you attain your goals. He is short, pudgy and will knows everyone. He looks as if is eyebrows were drawn on by Joan Crawford herself. But beware. He likes to help you, but he needs you to give him the money upfront, and he is very persuasive as to the reasons why. Normally rational, intelligent people have been known to give him money to find a taxi, buy a cell phone, etc. Needless to say, said services were never given and money never seen again. Remember where you read it!

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Here is Hillary Clinton swiggin a Presidente beer and grooving to the music in Puerto Rico. The Puerto Rican primary is on Sunday. Get out and vote!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obama in 2008. I bet he drinks Presidente beer also.

Anonymous said...

To respond to the blind item, I know exactly who this is because I too was a victim of his charms. His name is Michael or Miguel depending on he day, and he has been doing this for YEARS. Very likable at first but will get you in the end. But he turned out a really simpatico friend of mine and I let him HAVE IT! So now when he sees me he RUNS!! As Anthony always warns...BEWARE

Anonymous said...

Eukliptus now has air conditioning which is a big plus. The boyz are cuming by in their never-ending quest for the tourist dollar. The new owners seem to have their music more together than before and their attention to customers was good. Although a small club, it is an alternative before heading off to the ever popular Jay Dee's!
From Puerto Rico,
Rafael

Anonymous said...

Obama! Obama! Obama!

I know the chile of whom you speak - my friends and I call har Mabel. A deportee but he won't admit to it.
Great description Anthony!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the warning. At my age I should know better than give someone I just met money to buy me anything... but I understand how it could happen.Once bitten twice shy...Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice...shame on me.

Anonymous said...

Hillary has a large Dominican following both in P.R. and in New York. She and Bill enjoy frequent vacations in the Dominican Republic at La Romana. This video was taken in a Dominican neighborhood in P.R. She won the primary yesterday in here as you all probably know by now.
From Puerto Rico,
Rafael

Anonymous said...

I just have two words in response....PRESIDENT OBAMA

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Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Urinary catheters at least have a purpose. Obama boxer shorts n jock straps? That's just stupid. Really. Who could be so crass and tasteless?

CLOAKED said...

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Anonymous said...

Thanks, Cloaked for helping change our country......

Anonymous said...

Cloaked, regardless of your self-serving donations, you are still trying to make money off of Anthony's blog - without paying Anthony for the ad!

CLOAKED said...

That statement made me throw-up a lil bit in my mouth!

See you in Santo Domingo!
4th of July weekend
Santo Domingo Direct

Anonymous said...

Did you swallow it again?

It's revealing you didn't have an answer to the legitimate comment that you're using Anthony's blog to make some money.