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So, this is what is being talked about on the streets ...

-- Eukliptus has re-opened again. Manual and Jeyq are the "managers/propietors." I don't know more than that. Ruskin and the previous group running it now have nothing to do with this new incarnation. I have been offered 2 free drinks to come by and see the place. I'm there! Eukliptus and Bar Friends are now going to be battling for customers. Let the battle begin.

-- There is a short light-skinned munchkin that works El Conde. I won't say his name, so as not to get into any trouble. But, let me describe him to a point that you can't miss him. He speaks English very well. He fancies himself a mister fix-it. Need a taxi? Hotel? Translator? Drugs? You name it, and he will do his best to help you attain your goals. He is short, pudgy and will knows everyone. He looks as if is eyebrows were drawn on by Joan Crawford herself. But beware. He likes to help you, but he needs you to give him the money upfront, and he is very persuasive as to the reasons why. Normally rational, intelligent people have been known to give him money to find a taxi, buy a cell phone, etc. Needless to say, said services were never given and money never seen again. Remember where you read it!

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